The Paradox of the Elite

So I haven’t posted in a while.

I blame school.

So, there’s a feeling I thought I’d never experience.

But I have now, oh life. You’re funny.

(That’s an apostrophe because I’m taking to an inanimate object comparing it to being funny like a human)>

(IB English man. Kill me).

But I wish I could rewind things because I haven’t learned a lesson. All I’ve learned it that there ae some cans of worms you should never let yourself open up. Sighs.

I still hoe in the corner of my heart that things will slowly get alot better and maybe back to some sort of normality. Back to the thing I miss the most. I really need it.

So here’s a life lesson.

Don’t be me. 

I don’t think I’m angry anymore,

Ish.

But I am hurt.

Oh, ma vie. 

For the record, trying to unhook someones bra in class WILL result in getting slapped in the face.

I mean let’s think about it.

A. You’re gnot gunna get some, cuz you’re in CLASS. (NOTE: this is for most sane people…)

B. You hardly earned it.

C. Of course you’re gunna be slapped. And the next time get kicked in the balls.

In all fairness, it’s valid.

Asshole.

Really, what a douchebag move.

Like HONESTY GUYS.

If you aren’t sure you like a girl or not.

Don’t take her out, don’t kiss her, don’t effin lead her the fuck on and then be like op I’d rather just be friends.

TWICE. Honestly, freshman year wasn’t as bad. 

I’m pissed off, and yer damn right I have every right to be. You don’t just go and play me. What the fuck were you thinking. Douche move. No, I’m not gunna like “oh well” blah blah blah.

I’ll be fuming.

I should slap you, motherfuckin…..

You had no right. And I am SORRY for thinking I should give you the benefit of doubt. Cuz clearly, I should stick to my initial rule of guys being assholes and I shouldn’t trust or care at all for a long ass fucking time. 

And what does she have that I don’t hmm? You said so yourself no competition.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho watch me bring this up, trust me it just might happen.

Ugh.

God.

What’s up with all these “ouch” factors lately? Like really, I better not get a foreign one too or I’ma shatter man.

Welcome to IB.

Since I wanna write on Tumblr all the time and I wanna go writein my damn journal but I don’t have alot of time

See? This is me avoiding studying for Bio….which will happen shortly I swear.

Ugh I’m tired, I feel like I need new batteries or something for life.

Or I have serious focusing issues. I can never seem to get into work mode anymore….

Oh sighs. This is boring junk.